Happy April Fools!
While I am unimaginative and cannot conjure up any hoaxes to entertain the masses, allow me to share the fruits of other's labour..

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html is a collection of "Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time"... I haven't been able to read all of them because I am having stomache cramps laughing at the first 10..

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml.. Thinkgeek's offering of the networked grill.. I actually want one! The original Foreman Grill is surely better than my Hamilton Beach one, which tends to steam my steaks.. :(

http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/ is a new computer programming languages that is based solely on white space! No kidding.

Hmm..